Thanks, everyone. The race was a ton of fun; the beer and pizza afterwards was even better!
800 m swim, 14 mile roadbike, 5k run... in Louisville on the first weekend of August. I'd highly recommend it to anyone interested.
Big thanks to Dave "YT" Thomas for the road bike and instruction!
And no, Bethany, I won't carry your stuff... unless you come up with beer and pizza!!!