Daaaaaamn. This showed up on the Lexington Craigslist in the "For Sale" section under "Items Wanted". All you single gals out there better move on this quick before a bitter sense of missed opportunity is all you have left.

Hanley

http://lexington.craigslist.org/wan/822925769.html

Dang, flagged for removal...

You were too slow Russell, suffice it to say that if you were a lonely woman looking through the "For Sale/Wanted" section of Craigslist (not the personals), you might find yourself inexplicably drawn to this man's plea for companionship thanks to his honesty and candor about:

--his recent divorce
--living with his mother
--an obsession with porn
--an obsession with online gaming
--a serious weight problem
--a rustheap car that isn't fit for two people to ride in
--employment/financial difficulties
--an inability to take you anywhere nice (see above)
--issues with anger
--issues with depression
--psychological medication to help with the aforementioned
--a personal evaluation of his physical appearance as "just plain ugly"

Unfortunately, this stud has now slipped between the cracks. Don't despair though ladies, he may have reposted in the personals section.

dang, I think I worked with that guy! j/k He should try kayaking, one of the most beautiful things about this sport is how when you're "in the moment" there's no room for ANY thought beside the rapid at hand. You chain several moments like these together on a serene river scene and you have a wonderful release from "rl". Throw in some great buddies to paddle with and a few microbrews and it's a great day on a river!

Yeah he should step away from the machine and buy a yak.

Man, forget the personals section. The "For Sale/Wanted" section of Craigslist is where it's at.

For all you guys out there tired of lonely nights, or a few of you who yearn for a different gender perspective on life. This is a bargain you cannot pass up.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/for/836198532.html


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Prosthetic Breasts - $25 (Richmond KY)
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Reply to: sale-836198532@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-11, 1:36AM EDT

I have 13 prosthetic breasts of various sizes for sale. These were made for women who had masectomies. They normally sell for approx. $2,000 each. They are very realistic both in look and feel. If you are interested, please contact me and I will send you photos. I am selling them for $25 each.

Call Sherry at 859-582-2658 or reply to this posting.